foreigner dog

OWNER TOOK ME TO THE RUSSIAN MARKET MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOREIGNER Hipster Dog

bad potlock day

SO NOBODY BROUGHT SHIT TO THE POTLOCK I AM SO HAPPY THAT HAPPENED. Creepy Wonka

Bad Luck Kings

SCORES ON THE MCFLURRY MINUTE LOSES TO THE ARIZONA COYOTES Bad Luck Brian

so, you ate at the potlock and you got sick

I AM SO HAPPY THAT HAPPEND  Creepy Wonka

I say we should...

WE WANT TO CUT $500M IN WOMEN

Good comeback

NICE COMEBACK SHOW ME AGAIN WHY I AM RIGHT Condescending Wonka

Origami never killed anyone...yet

 ORIGAMI  NEVER KILLED ANYONE...YET High Expectations Asian Father

Dropped out of college to get famous.Should have stayed on the farm,really...

DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE TO GET FAMOUS SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE FARM,REALLY... Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Oh my! What is Snowwhite up to now with those little men??

OH,MY  WHAT IS SNOWWHITE UP TO NOW ITH THOSE  LITTLE MEN?? Grandma finds the Internet

Pretty sh!taly

IF I TOLD YOU ALL THAT THAT LITTLE GREEN COUNTRY OVER THERE IS ITALY... YOU WOULD THINK THAT IS PRETTY SH!TALY AND YOU ARE RIGHT! Unhelpful High School Teacher