Looky there, Sammy, today's your birthday and you're HOW OLD ??!!

  Grandma finds the Internet

I don't always wish women I don't know a "Happy Birthday", but when I do it's to Mindy Boccadori!

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck off

  Success Kid

Wins tickets to concert. Prepubescent Justin Bieber.

WINS TICKETS TO CONCERT PREPUBESCENT JUSTIN BIEBER Bad Luck Brian

you can't spell steal without EA

BATTLEFRONT IS BAD OH PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW EA FUCKED THIS UP Creepy Wonka

Amazin' METS live (broadcast )!

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE PLAYOFFS BUT WHEN I DO I WATCH THE METS AT CHARLIE BULLFROGS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

But did you laugh

 BUT DID YOU LAUGH? Mr Chow

There is no No god Buzz...

Dreamweaver me me

WHILE OPENING (ADOBE) DREAMWEAVER YOU START SINGING THAT SONG. Annoying Facebook Girl

Cubbie bubbie

NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AN ACTUAL CARDINALS FAN OR YOU JUST HATE THE CUBS... Futurama Fry