missed the ^%$^&& sale

I MISSED THE HALF YEARLY @ NORDSTROM First World Problems

Most Interesting

I DON'T ALWAYS BRIEF THREE CASES AHEAD ... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE BERENDT MAKES ME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gamewarden

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO A GAMEWARDEN  BUT WHEN I DO I LIE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

NEED MILK!

I WANT TO EAT CHERIOS, BUT I DON

Gamewarden

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO GAMEWARDEN  BUT WHEN I DO I LIE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

lol :+D

KYLE BUSCH IS IN THE CHASE HUH I HOPE HE GOES INTO THE WALL AND DIES Grumpy Cat

Proof of Causation

I YOOSHED TA DRINK MILK BUT THEN I HADSH TA READ THROUGH A MILLION PAGESH OF THE SHINDELL V. ABBOTT LABRATOREESH DESHISHIN FOR TORTSH drunk baby

Kathy oil cleanse

YOU OIL CLEANSE? CAN I TOUCH YOUR FACE? Overly Attached Girlfriend

Sprint Bills Dead People

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPRINT BILLS DEAD PEOPLE Joker Mind Loss

Genetics in a nutshell

IQ WELL ABOVE AVERAGE? LET'S BALANCE IT OUT WITH DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND AN AFFINITY FOR CIGARETTES. Scumbag Genetics