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IF GUN FREE ZONES MAKE US ALL LESS SAFE THEN WHY ARE GUNS NOT ALLOWED AT NRA CONVENTIONS  Philosoraptor

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 GREASE LIGHTNING Misc

Pickup Lime

LET ME LICK THE VASELINE  RIGHT OFF OF YOU Overly Attached Girlfriend

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 ,BEING HER SELF            Misc

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 LOVE A WOMAN WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO GET HER NAILS DIRTY,WORKING HARD,SWEAT,PAY HER OUR BILLS,GETTING DIRTY,AND NOT WORRYING ABOUT ASSHOLES  Misc

Hate pumpkins

SMASH ALL THE        PUMPKINS!!!!!!!! All The Things

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AND U TRY TO MAKE ME JEALOUS  BY FUCKING WITH YOUR EX Pickup Line Scientist

sarcasm is a bitch

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