Lissandra Balence

WHEN YOU SEE THE ENEMY LISSANDRA BUY ZHONYAS...    AND LIANDRYS. Forever Alone

Shit pants while workung

I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT MY PANTS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT WORK....JONATHAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

WELL I WUT LOL

I DON'T ALWAYS MANAGE TO AVOID AGGRAVATING CONTENT PARTNERS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY ROCK The Most Interesting Man In The World

mot ell

      TRUMP CULT MOTEL              CULTISTS CHECK IN . . .            BUT THEY DON'T CHECK OUT        Misc

Sell opium, receive currency

SELL OPIUM RECEIVE CURRENCY Joseph Ducreux

stop acting

WHEN MY ENEMIES TRANNA TELL ME SOMETHING TICKLISH  Futurama Fry

Boromir on the French spelling reform

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY UPDATE THE DICTIONARY Boromir

Happy birthday

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM, WE ATE YOUR CAKE, NOW COME GET YOUR PRESSIE Misc

paint and wine

HEY NICOLE, DRINKING WINE AND PAINTING TONIGHT I SEE. ARE YOU 3 OR 33? BossRob

In museums, he is allowed to touch the art!

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE AWESOME BIRTHDAY WISHES BUT WHEN I DO, YOU'RE WELCOME! The Most Interesting Man In The World