Smears shit all over restroom walls makes employee rethink job and pursue dreams
Steals candy from baby prevents future diabetes
Pepper sprays protesters Protesters gain support
Makes pizza a vegetable Kids don't like vegetables, eat healthier
'trick or treaters' Prevents childhood obesity.
Finds new users, downvotes everything they submit. They get frustrated and go outside.
pulls fire alarm in college dorm force awkward residents to meet each other
Writes scathing blog post about going on a date with Jon Finkel Jon Finkel becomes most popular man on internet.
Rioters out looting? Burn Down their homes; set them free
"We'll never grow up to be movie stars" Is actually Brad Pitt
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