Triple A rating? I'm not going any higher than AA+ and I'm not even comfortable about that.
you need a trillion dollars? I'll give you five hundred bucks for Hawaii.
Spent $300 on textbooks 3 months ago? Best I can do is $20
Has a successful tv show still rips off customers
almost perfect condition? almost 1/5 normal price
your soul is priceless and intangible I'll give you $30 for it
25 Upvotes? I can give you like 10 karma
You want 10 dollars for the Reddit Servers? Now remember, I gotta make a profit here
Bird in the hand? I'll give you like one in the bush for it
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