Says "nothing's wrong" Means it

Says

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"sorry, on my period" gives blowjob

notices redditors have used her photo as a meme Doesn't sue

notices redditors have used her photo as a meme Doesn't sue

Volunteers as designated driver. Still fun while sober.

Volunteers as
designated driver.  Still fun while sober.

Uses bathroom in YOUR house Puts toilet seat back up

Uses bathroom in YOUR house Puts toilet seat back up

Says "nothing's wrong" Means it

Says

Appears to be sane and down-to-earth Is completely sane and down-to-earth

Appears to be sane and down-to-earth Is completely sane and down-to-earth

Meets you at bar buys you a drink

Meets you at bar buys you a drink

Would never call another girl a slut Ever.

Would never call another girl a slut Ever.

Not into you Introduces you to her friends

Not into you Introduces you to her friends

Only one at party who isn't drunk. Makes sure all her friends drink a glass of water before they go to sleep.

Only one at party who isn't drunk. Makes sure all her friends drink a glass of water before they go to sleep.
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