"sorry, on my period" gives blowjob
notices redditors have used her photo as a meme Doesn't sue
designated driver. Still fun while sober.
Uses bathroom in YOUR house Puts toilet seat back up
Says "nothing's wrong" Means it
Appears to be sane and down-to-earth Is completely sane and down-to-earth
Meets you at bar buys you a drink
Would never call another girl a slut Ever.
Not into you Introduces you to her friends
Only one at party who isn't drunk. Makes sure all her friends drink a glass of water before they go to sleep.
Laugh more daily