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you may judge me for smoking weed but i am freer than you in ways you don't even think of
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infiltrates amazon and sabotages their cloud redditors enjoy some time outdoors
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Steal friends identity to cancel all of their credit cards
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Creates the Good Guy Greg meme People start to realize how awesome it is to be good
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Create rage comic insulting "nice guys" Make people realize they need to change
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Rob a member of the Klu Klux Klan near a black cop Make him reconsider his prejudices
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Start Sheltering suburban mother meme people appreciate how reasonable their own mothers were
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create involuntary flashmob force forever alones to meet other forever alones and put an end to their loneliness
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Kills Sheltering Suburban Mom She no longer hogs Front Page
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Creates 20 crappy Memes a day makes everyone appreciate old memes more
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