289,476 shares
Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup
297,144 shares
accidently slap girlfriends' face during sex it turns her on immensely
220,198 shares
Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept
1,021,064 shares
Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym
409,383 shares
Sent sext to wrong person Got nudies anyway.
172,900 shares
TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND
157,536 shares
Gets friendzoned with benefits
208,463 shares
Doesn't shower for two days Gets numerous compliments on my hair
Accidently says "Yes Sir" to a lesbian She takes it as a compliment
139,463 shares
puts wrong smiley on text message makes it more sexual
74,032 shares
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