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Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup
accidently slap girlfriends' face during sex it turns her on immensely
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Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept
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Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym
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Sent sext to wrong person Got nudies anyway.
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TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND
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Gets friendzoned with benefits
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Doesn't shower for two days Gets numerous compliments on my hair
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Accidently says "Yes Sir" to a lesbian She takes it as a compliment
139,368 shares
puts wrong smiley on text message makes it more sexual
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