I teach 1st graders...
if you didn't want to hear profanity in the workplace you should not have gotten a job in construction.
If you wanted people to be able to pronounce your children's names you shouldn't have named them your favorite words spelled backwards
If you wanted to spend all night on facebook you shouldn't have come to the pub with your friends
If you tell your girlfriend she should watch Harry Potter because she already believes in talking snakes You're gonna be single
If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo
if you wanted students families to donate money you shouldn't have charged 46,000 dollars for tuition.
if you didn't want to pay $1000 a month for gas you shouldn't have bought a truck that gets 7mpg
If you didn't want me looking at your boobs you shouldn't have worn such a low cut shirt
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