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Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup
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accidently slap girlfriends' face during sex it turns her on immensely
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Sent sext to wrong person Got nudies anyway.
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Gets friendzoned with benefits
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puts wrong smiley on text message makes it more sexual
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