Make Awesome new ringtone don't hear it for two weeks
Lonely and can't fall asleep. Forges a makeshift girl made out of pillows to cuddle with.
There's plenty of fish in the sea I'm just not a very good fisherman
dude says he gets 10 times the girls i will ever get laugh at him because 10 x 0 = 0
I have imaginary friends But they only talk to each other.
Breaks up with girlfriend realizes all my friends were actually just her friends
Vacuuming out car realizes the passenger side doesnt need to be cleaned
dreams about having a girlfriend in the sims
7 missed calls from telemarketers
I keep hearing about this mystical place called . . . . . the friendzone
Laugh more daily