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The quickest way to a Man's heart is through his stomach. False. The quickest way is through his ribcage.

The quickest way to a Man's heart is through his stomach. False.
The quickest way is through his ribcage.

When god gives you lemons, make lemonade False. When god gives you lemons, take pictures with him

When god gives you lemons, make lemonade False.
When god gives you lemons, take pictures with him

"You get what you pay for" Of course, that is how purchasing works.

can't touch this False. With careful planning and the ability to create a series of clever traps, it would be possible to capture and, indeed touch, MC Hammer

can't touch this False.
With careful planning and the ability to create a series of clever traps, it would be possible to capture and, indeed touch, MC Hammer

Money can't buy love False. Money bought me a puppy.

Money can't buy love False.
Money bought me a puppy.

A rising tide lifts all boats False. Sunken boats are unaffected by tides.

A rising tide lifts all boats False.
Sunken boats are unaffected by tides.

big girls don't cry FALSE. the ability to cry is not reliant upon the size or gender of said person

big girls don't cry FALSE.  
the ability to cry is not reliant upon the size or gender of said person

What I don't know won't hurt me FALSE. Cancer will kill you whether you know it or not

What I don't know won't hurt me FALSE.  
Cancer will kill you whether you know it or not

good things come to those who wait FALSE. death comes to those who wait

good things come to those who wait FALSE.  
death comes to those who wait

"It's going to be a long day" False. Every day is precisely 24 hours in duration.

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