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Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib
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and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth
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not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after
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this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!
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so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself "When did i learn to walk?"
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AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE
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i shit you not the airplane was coming straight for my mouth
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They told me childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life i didnt feel nothin'
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