Did I really forget to... Yea, it's just bread
Is that a hair? ...It's a Hair
hedgehogs why can't they just share the hedge?
i was standing in line to the cash machine and this old lady asked me if i could check her balance. so i pushed her over
My wife says picking my nose is disgusting.
So now I have to do it myself.
. . . mayonnaise.
i recorded an album in my grandma's honor after she passed away.
I called it "life support - unplugged"
god damn it i miss bill
WYLD STALLYNS could have been huge
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection My yo-yo, it never came back
Laugh more daily