there is no comfort in knowing that there are plenty of fish in the sea because until i catch one,
i'm left holding my rod
And then she asked me:
"why did the chicken cross the road?" How was i supposed to know?
I hooked up with this girl i met online,
she said she had a body built for sin. Too bad that the sin was gluttony
All I really want is to see a bird. Well. Now i have nothing left to live for
woah, there's a joke on my laughy taffy wrapper I dont get it
if arbys is good mood food then why do i still feel like shit?
some days you're the pigeon some days the statue
i didn't know what a glory hole was... so i looked into it
was it just a movie? could somebody be watching me right now, reading my thoughts?
Keanu is a traditional hawai'ian name traditional hawai'ian girls name
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