want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor

want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Not sure if neighborhood is safe, because the police are always walking around Or dangerous, because the police are always walking around

Not sure if neighborhood is safe, because the police are always walking around Or dangerous, because the police are always walking around  Futurama Fry

the commute for my new job is too short... I can't even listen to a whole song on the way in

the commute for my new job is too short... I can't even listen to a whole song on the way in  First World Problems

Moved into bigger house 46" TV no longer big enough for living room

Moved into bigger house 46

If you are going to use free speech to tell other people they can't speak freely we're all gonna have a bad time

If you are going to use free speech to tell other people they can't speak freely we're all gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Wife got dental surgery cant talk for a week

Wife got dental surgery   cant talk for a week   Success Kid

looks on the bright side goes blind

looks on the bright side goes blind  Bad Luck Brian

Instead of splitting the dinner bill we should just open a savings account together

Instead of splitting the dinner bill we should just open a savings account together  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Ill bet your bed is way more comfortable than mine No, it's not really that great

Ill bet your bed is way more comfortable than mine No, it's not really that great  Sexually Oblivious Rhino