Finally gets response from text message sent 3 days ago replies immediately

Finally gets response from text message sent 3 days ago replies immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always get birthday sex but when i do, i have to inflate her first

I don't always get birthday sex but when i do, i have to inflate her first  Most Forever Alone In The World

is single, is in a relationship, is single, is in a relationship, is single , in a relationhip All in one hour

is single, is in a relationship, is single, is in a relationship, is single , in a relationhip All in one hour  Annoying Facebook Girl

Not sure if that girl is hot.. Or if its because most of my classmates are guys...

Not sure if that girl is hot.. Or if its because most of my classmates are guys...  Futurama Fry

Puts hood on because it's cold outside Take it off because you feel like a thug

Puts hood on because it's cold outside Take it off because you feel like a thug  Socially Awkward Penguin

got awesome new ringtone will never hear it

got awesome new ringtone will never hear it  Forever Alone

I left my pregnant girlfriend chocolates and a new novel before leaving for work today.

I left my pregnant girlfriend chocolates and a new novel before leaving for work today.  Successful Black Man

Eats cookies in bed no crumbs

Eats cookies in bed no crumbs  Success Kid

Blesses you with the gift of free will strongly encourages you not to use it

Blesses you with the gift of free will strongly encourages you not to use it  Scumbag Advice God

Condemns police brutality to peaceful protesters in middle eastern nations Happens in america; stays quiet

Condemns police brutality to peaceful protesters  in middle eastern nations Happens in america; stays quiet  Scumbag Obama