someone is breaking into my house! better stay calm and try not to scare them away

someone is breaking into my house! better stay calm and try not to scare them away  Forever Alone

Plans to cancel class Sends out email 30 minutes before class

Plans to cancel class Sends out email 30 minutes before class  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Not sure if that group of girls were going to a halloween party or if they're all just sluts

Not sure if that group of girls were going to a halloween party or if they're all just sluts  Futurama Fry

Skips physics and tries to jump up on a table at Stanford... Dies

Skips physics and tries to jump up on a table at Stanford... Dies  College Freshman

I dont always want to be pet but when I do, you're trying to fall asleep

I dont always want to be pet but when I do, you're trying to fall asleep  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes trick or treating no fruit in bag

goes trick or treating no fruit in bag  Success Kid

I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it

I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Yells at you if late Keeps you 5 minutes into next class

Yells at you if late Keeps you 5 minutes into next class  Unhelpful High School Teacher

parents leave for the weekend photoshop pictures of the house to make it look like you had a party

parents leave for the weekend photoshop pictures of the house to make it look like you had a party  Forever Alone