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SHAVE HEAD

SHE TOLD ME TO SHAVE MY MOUSTACH  SO I SHARPENED MY RAZOR WITH HER HEAD Vengeance Dad

TEETH ON THE FLOOR

SHE TOLD ME TO START USING ROGAIN I TOLD HER TO START PICKING UP HER TEETH OFF THE FLOOR Vengeance Dad

SEVERED LIMBS

SHE TOLD ME TO START USING ROGAIN I TOLD HER TO START PICKING UP HER SEVERED LIMBS Vengeance Dad

NO BABY FOR YOU

SHE WANTED A THIRD CHILD SO I KILLED HER AND BURIED HER BODY IN A BOG IN SOUTHERN LOUISIANA  Vengeance Dad

DEER TO ME

MY FAMILY IS VERY DEAR TO ME WHICH IS WHY I HAVE THEIR HEADS DISPLAYED ABOVE MY MANTEL Vengeance Dad

BURIED ALIVE

SHE TOLD ME TO SHAVE MY MUSTACHE I TOLD HER TO STOP SCREAMING WHILE I BURIED HER Vengeance Dad

BURN BITCH

I WALKED IN ON HER WITH ANOTHER MAN THEY LOOK GREAT IN MY FURNACE Vengeance Dad

WITHOUT A HEAD

SHE TOLD ME THAT I LOOK SILLY IN GLASSES I TOLD HER SHE LOOKS SILLY WITHOUT A HEAD Vengeance Dad

STARBURST WRAPS

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT STARBURSTS BUT WHEN I DO MY FLOOR IS BLANKETED IN WRAPPERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

URGENT REPLY

SENDS AN URGENT REPLY EMAIL TO HIMSELF Forever Alone