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SINK OR SINK:

THE TITANIC WAS SWITCHED WITH THE OLYMPIA FOR INSURANCE REASONS. MANY DROWNED SO A FEW RICH GUYS WOULDN'T 

RELIGIOUS WRONGS:

WE'VE GOT SOME REALLY GREAT FUTURE LEGAL CASES IN MIND. LIKE HOW SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE PROVES THAT

MUSICAL MOKE:

GREAT MOMENTS IN ALTERNATIVE MUSIC:

RARE REALIZATION:

METEORS ARE GONNA WIPE OUT THE U.S. IN SEPTEMBER 2015? THAT KINDA SUCKS. OH, WELL. Sudden Clarity Clarence

GUN BUM:

'COURSE I'M A PROUD GUN-OWNIN' MILITIA MEMBER. IT'S WROTE IN THAT DECLARATION THING, SO I DONE DECLARED IT! Redneck Randal

THE QUITTER:

YES, I AM WACKY FEENIX, AND I DID QUIT ACTING FOREVER. AS LONG AS YOUR IDEA OF

PLANNING PUTZ:

IDEALLY PENSIONS, BANK ACCOUNTS, SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, FOOD STAMPS, ETC. WILL BE ABOLISHED. THEN US RICH GUYS CAN BE SURE THAT OUR SHOES WILL ALWAYS BE POLISHED. aaaand its gone

HOLY GIGGLES:

AS THE ONE TRUE GOD, I AM NOT HAPPY WITH MUSLIN BOOKS. ESPECIALLY THOSE ORDERING THEIR FOLLOWERS TO KILL ALL WHITES. BECAUSE, FOR STARTERS, I'M WHITE! Advice God

BILL OF WRONGS:

HEY, OBBY! IT'S ME - BUBBA! YEE-HAW! JUST DROPPED BY TA HELP YA WITH YER STATE OF THE ONION THING! Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

TV TICKLE:

BIG BANG CONFESSION: I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON A VERY SPECIAL BLOSSOM. BUT WHEN I TRIED IT BACKSTAGE LAST WEEK, SHE KNEED ME IN THE GROIN. Pickup Line Scientist