Office Space Lumbergh

Next time someone does this, I'm going to plow them over with my bike.

IF EVERYONE COULD GET OFF THEIR DAMN PHONES WHILE WALKING AROUND CAMPUS, THAT'D BE GREEAAAAAT. Office Space Lumbergh

yeah, If my facebook friends could stop sending me game invites That'd be Great

yeah, If my facebook friends could stop sending me game invites That'd  be Great  Office Space Lumbergh

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying "we need to talk," when it's about some mundane subject That'd be great

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great  Office Space Lumbergh

If anyone has time to help out the Urine bench

 THAT'LL BE GREAT! Office Space Lumbergh

End to Pause

IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND CANCEL THAT PAUSE THAT'D BE GREAAAT Office Space Lumbergh

Hit the Books

UM, YEAH, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE STYDYING I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GO AHEAD AND HIT THOSE BOOKS!!! Office Space Lumbergh

Instance Scheduling

IF YOU COULD JUST TURN OFF YOUR INSTANCES WHEN YOU'RE DONE THAT'D BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

Moving offices

IF YOU'D GO AHEAD AND MOVE YOUR OFFICE UPSTAIRS TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW ASST. PRINCIPAL,  THAT'D BE GREAT, M'KAY Office Space Lumbergh

Marketing Stats

IF YOU COULD MAKE US #1 ON GOOGLE THIS WEEKEND... THAT'D BE GREAT! Office Space Lumbergh