Office Space Lumbergh

Next time someone does this, I'm going to plow them over with my bike.

IF EVERYONE COULD GET OFF THEIR DAMN PHONES WHILE WALKING AROUND CAMPUS, THAT'D BE GREEAAAAAT. Office Space Lumbergh

yeah, If my facebook friends could stop sending me game invites That'd be Great

yeah, If my facebook friends could stop sending me game invites That'd  be Great  Office Space Lumbergh

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying "we need to talk," when it's about some mundane subject That'd be great

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great  Office Space Lumbergh

Flooded hospital

WE ARE GOING TO NEED YOU TO SKIP YOUR VACATION AND MOP UP THE HOSPITAL THAT'D BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

Facts about work

EVERYONE CLAIMS TO BE WORKING CRAZY HOURS THE FACT THAT RUSH HOURS STARTS AT 3 PM DETERMINES THIS IS A LIE Office Space Lumbergh

Me to my brain.

YEAH, IF YOU COULD JUST NOT BE DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME...  THAT'D BE GREAT. Office Space Lumbergh

Drivers licenses

WHEN YOU'RE TOLD YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE PICTURE  FROM 10 YEARS AGO ... Office Space Lumbergh

pizza silly fun times!

IF YOU COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND SAVE ME A WHOLE PIZZA THAT'D BE GREEEEEEEEEEAT! Office Space Lumbergh

don't send these to me

IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST THAT WOULD BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh