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Next time someone does this, I'm going to plow them over with my bike.

IF EVERYONE COULD GET OFF THEIR DAMN PHONES WHILE WALKING AROUND CAMPUS, THAT'D BE GREEAAAAAT. Office Space Lumbergh

yeah, If my facebook friends could stop sending me game invites That'd be Great

yeah, If my facebook friends could stop sending me game invites That'd  be Great  Office Space Lumbergh

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying "we need to talk," when it's about some mundane subject That'd be great

Yeah, if you could go ahead and not send me a text saying

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great  Office Space Lumbergh

Stray from the path

IF YOU COULD PULL THE PIN ON A FUCKING GRENADE THAT'D BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

appointment

YEAH, IF YOU COULD COME IN THIS WEDNESDAY THE 26TH  THAT WOULD BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

How is this not universally known?

MMM YEAH, IF PEOPLE COULD PAY ATTENTION WHEN OPERATING A TWO TON PIECE OF METAL THAT'D BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

I think you missed my point

IF WE COULD PACK THE WHOLE RESOURCE AREA INTO DISPATCH FOR A POT LUCK TRAINING SESSION... THAT WOULD BE GREAT. Office Space Lumbergh

Jizzyness that would be great

IF YOU COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND FORGET ABOUT THE JIZZYNESS THAT'D BE GREAAAAAT XX Office Space Lumbergh

catch this

MMM, YEAH, IF YOU COULD JUST NOT ASSOCIATE WITH ME,  THAT'D BE GREAT. Office Space Lumbergh