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Suck it up pansy!

IF YOU HAVE A COLD ON A WORK DAY COME INTO WORK ANYWAY, THE BOSS WILL SEE YOUR DEDICATION AND DRIVE, YOU WON'T BE ASKED TO WORK AS HARD, BE GIVEN BETTER BREAKS AND THEY WILL BE MORE FAVOURABLE WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK. Actual Advice Mallard

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Soda vs water

WATER IS HEALTHY, PLENTIFUL AND CLEAN. MAKES YOU CRAVE SUGARY, FATTENING DRINKS OVER WATER. Scumbag Brain

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No racist intent, but intent is what this is all about

GIRLS, NEVER DATE A GUY OF ANOTHER RACE JUST TO GET BACK AT YOUR FATHER THOSE BOYS WILL PICK UP ON YOUR TRUE INTENT AND WILL DRAG YOU INTO A CYCLE OF ABUSE ONLY YOUR FATHER CAN PULL YOU OUT OF. Actual Advice Mallard

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When she's not letting up on the bitchiness

IF SHE'S CONSTANTLY BEING A BITCH PINCH HER TILL SHE BRUISES, THEN YOU HAVE PLAUSABLE DENIABILITY BY SAYING YOU GOT CARRIED AWAY BEING PLAYFUL Malicious Advice Mallard

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Dear Anita Sarkesian

COMPLAINING ABOUT FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION IN VIDEO GAMES ISOLATES AND ALIENATES FEMALE GAMERS FROM THE MALE MAJORITY AND THEY WILL HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE. Actual Advice Mallard

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Dear Feminists...

DON'T TELL MEN NOT TO RAPE 99.9% OF MEN WILL NEVER WILLINGLY RAPE YOU, AND THOSE WHO WOULD WON'T CARE. Actual Advice Mallard

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