Beautiful girl holding hands with average guy Gold digger

Beautiful girl holding hands with average guy Gold digger  Skeptical Hippo

Once had no clean dishes so ate directly from cooking pot Has now become regular routine

Once had no clean dishes so ate directly from cooking pot Has now become regular routine  Foul Bachelor Frog

not sure if it will take 3 hours or 18 seconds

not sure if it will take 3 hours or 18 seconds  Futurama Fry

cell phone goes off while walking into a room theme music

cell phone goes off while walking into a room theme music  Socially Awesome Penguin

Says "nothing's wrong" Means it

Says

I think I gave you an STD Oh no! Which one? Hog warts

I think I gave you an STD Oh no! Which one? Hog warts  Horny Harry

Back in my day, We only had 150 Pokemon

Back in my day, We only had 150 Pokemon   Pissed old guy

Appears to be sane and down-to-earth Is completely sane and down-to-earth

Appears to be sane and down-to-earth Is completely sane and down-to-earth  Cool Chick Carol

Axe deodorant? Oh, you mean shower-in-a-can

Axe deodorant? Oh, you mean
shower-in-a-can  Foul Bachelor Frog

The local young men frequently trespass on my property to sample my milk based beverage They insist it's quality superior to yours. It is possible to instruct you on how to create such milk based beverages, but i would have to levy a fee.

The local young men frequently trespass on my property to sample my milk based beverage  They insist it's quality superior to yours. It is possible to instruct you on how to create such milk based beverages, but i would have to levy a fee.  Joseph Ducreux