I don't always fight my daughter's boyfriends But when I do, I fight them Punjabi Style

I don't always fight my daughter's boyfriends But when I do, 
I fight them
Punjabi Style  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  Lame Pun Coon

Third day create plants fourth day create sun

Third day create plants fourth day create sun  Advice God

Get a manicure every week just so someone will hold my hand

Get a manicure every week just so someone will hold my hand  Forever Alone

Goes grocery shopping At the gas station

Goes grocery shopping At the gas station  Redneck Randal

Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.

Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.  Pickup-Line Panda

A dog walks into a bar because someone left the door open.

A dog walks
into a bar because someone left the door open.  Anti-Joke Chicken

long-term relationship let yourself go; he loves you for who you are now

long-term relationship let yourself go; he loves you for who you are now  Foul Bachelorette Frog

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family  Anti-Joke Chicken

Atari? Too mainstream. I use an Apple /// Plus.

Atari? Too mainstream.
I use an Apple /// Plus.  Hipster Kitty