Guys I messed up bad...

FARTS IN FRONT OF JEWISH FRIEND AND SHE GETS OFFENDED. SAYS

He wanted me to get syrup

PICK UP SOME  WAFFLE SAUCE  10 Guy

Dat procrastination

PAPER DUE BY 11:59, SUBMITTED AT 11:58 TURNED IT IN EARLY  Lazy College Senior

Scumbag Brain on books

YOU JUST READ THAT WHOLE PAGE? DAMN MAN, I TOTALLY BLANKED OUT, BETTER RE-READ IT  Scumbag Brain

Zombie Apocalypse?

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? YOU MEAN EVOLUTION SURPRISE TEST! overly manly man

To the girls who show way too much and wonder why they aren't respected

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS LIKE A SLUT TO BE NOTICED  A LITTLE BIT OF MYSTERY IS SEXY  Actual Advice Mallard

Bad Luck Brian At His Best: Ringtone Goes Off At Funeral

RINGTONE GOES OFF AT FUNERAL STAYIN ALIVE  Bad Luck Brian

How I imagine grumpy cat the movie...

 ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US Misc

Stupid songs!

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A SONG I USUALLY HATE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Second Post!

SECOND POST  Actual Advice Mallard