If you can't afford a condom then you can't afford kids

If you can't afford a condom  then you can't afford kids   Actual Advice Mallard

Did you hear about the new batman actor? Christian Bale fans have really ben Affleckted by it

Did you hear about the new batman actor?  Christian Bale fans have really ben Affleckted by it  Bad Joke Eel

Hawkeye Eye's always on target

Hawkeye Eye's always on target   Hawkeye

Just because you're mad at someone doesn't mean you stop loving them

Just because you're mad at someone doesn't mean you stop loving them   This is true.

Hey Girl, Feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.

Hey Girl,
Feel my sweater.
 Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
  Wonder what its made of

Ohhh Guuurl That top... With those shoes?

Ohhh Guuurl That top...
With those shoes?
  Oh, girl

how can you tell someone's a vegan? Don't worry they'll f*cking tell you

how can you tell someone's a vegan? Don't worry they'll f*cking tell you   vegans

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't f*cking cook it

Why did the chicken cross the road  Because you didn't f*cking cook it    Chef Ramsay

Goes down on the first date swallows all the sea men

Goes down on the first date  swallows all the sea men   Careful with the tip

Men don't cry they water their beards

Men don't cry  they water their beards   overly manly man