They took my beer I took their eyes

They took my beer I took their eyes  Vengeance Dad

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize  Socially Awkward Penguin

I just bought a pound of weed killer to keep my lawn in ordinance with my subdivision.

I just bought a pound of weed killer to keep my lawn in ordinance with my subdivision.   Successful Black Man

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing.  You already told her twice.    Le Snob

Dad I had an accident in my pants! No you didn't ... what? I shit your pants.

Dad I had an accident in my pants! No you didn't ... what? I shit your pants.  Stare Dad

fire up this blunt lawnmower once more before i change the blade

fire up this blunt lawnmower once more before i change the blade  Successful Black Man

INVITES GIRL TO PARTY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE

INVITES GIRL TO PARTY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE  Scumbag Steve

take picture of self at high awkward angle no one can tell how ugly i am

take picture of self at high awkward angle no one can tell how ugly i am  Annoying Facebook Girl

"Hey bro can i play your xbox 360"? Red ring of death in 5 minutes

You say im funny and attractive? liar

You say im funny and attractive? liar  Skeptical Hippo