in soviet russa you drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it. Just like in america

in soviet russa you drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it. Just like in america  Anti-Joke Chicken

ran out of toilet paper use the cardboard roll

ran out of toilet paper use the cardboard roll  Foul Bachelor Frog

"Happy Birthday" "You too!"

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

See that girl, watch her scream,  kicking the dancing queen  Wrong Lyrics Christina

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Mullah enter a bar They could not agree on the fundamental nature of god so they agreed to disagree

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Mullah enter a bar They could not agree on the fundamental nature of god so they agreed to disagree  Anti-Joke Chicken

You don't read? Don't talk to me.

You don't read? Don't talk to me.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So you're a guy, and you're looking for "Womens Studies?" We've actually consolidated that in the "desperate attempts to get laid" aisle.

So you're a guy, and you're looking for

create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited

create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited  Advice God

Never knew my father was successful too

Never knew my father was successful too  Successful Black Man

I got Arrested DEVELOPMENT ON DVD

I got Arrested DEVELOPMENT ON DVD  Successful Black Man