i have been in jail for the past 2 turns in monopoly

i have been in jail  for the past 2 turns in monopoly  Successful Black Man

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher asks if there are any questions Wait till after class to ask so no one thinks your stupid

Teacher asks if there are any questions Wait till after class to ask so no one thinks your stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

420? No, my salary is closer to 500K.

420? No, my salary is closer to 500K.  Successful Black Man

Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs

Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs  Advice God

You want a golden shower? That sounds expensive

You want a golden shower? That sounds expensive  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

girlfriend doodles penis on binder that doesn't look like me

girlfriend doodles penis on binder that doesn't look like me  Paranoid Parrot

Preach forgiveness Kill billions of people in a flood

Preach forgiveness Kill billions of people in a flood  Advice God

whos needs twitter Im already following you

whos needs twitter Im already following you  Creeper Canine

I use digg ironically

I use digg ironically  Hipster Kitty