Hot girl: I heard you've got a big penis. Me: oh that's just a rumor

Hot girl:  I heard you've got a big penis. Me:  oh that's just a rumor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

new iphone has panoramic photos can finally send dick pics to the ladies

new iphone has panoramic photos can finally send dick pics to the ladies  Success Kid

Alarm set for 8 am didn't go off Fire alarm goes off at 8:05 Am

Alarm set for 8 am didn't go off Fire alarm goes off at 8:05 Am  Success Kid

Went back to bed for ten minutes after alarm went off Finished awesome dream

Went back to bed for ten minutes after alarm went off Finished awesome dream  Success Kid

Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp she's probably thick and tired of it

Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp she's probably thick and tired of it  Lame Pun Coon

having 9 lives would be great if they weren't mundane and devoid of meaning

having 9 lives would be great if they weren't mundane and devoid of meaning  Grumpy Cat

If you drop your watch in the toilet you're gonna have a shitty time

If you drop your watch in the toilet you're gonna have a shitty time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If a girl is really hot I automatically assume she's a bitch

If a girl is really hot I automatically assume she's a bitch  Confession Bear

did you ladies know? i'm a "bottom feeder"

did you ladies know? i'm a

Just got dumped by my cross-eyed girlfriend said she wasn't looking forward to see me

Just got dumped by my cross-eyed girlfriend said she wasn't looking forward to see me   Lame Pun Coon