That was a big tip you gave our waitress... Do you think she's prettier than me?

That was a big tip you gave our waitress... Do you think she's prettier than me?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I see your car at home and your light is on Why didn't you reply to my text?

I see your car at home and your light is on Why didn't you reply to my text?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

too lazy to cut instant pizza fold it like a taco

too lazy to cut instant pizza fold it like a taco  Foul Bachelor Frog

Work at store for 5 days Asked to be assistant manager

Work at store for 5 days Asked to be assistant manager  Success Kid

found courage to talk to cute guy Spits all over his face while saying hi

found courage to talk to cute guy  Spits all over his face while saying hi  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

If you go on Reddit before you do your homework you're gonna have a bad time

If you go on Reddit before you do your homework you're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

The only shits I give get buried

The only shits I give get buried   Grumpy Cat

The unlimited supply of fresh, clean drinking water in this country tastes slightly different from the unlimited fresh, clean water at home

The unlimited supply of fresh, clean drinking water in this country tastes slightly different from the unlimited fresh, clean water at home  First World Problems

movie day? More like Nap time

movie day? More like Nap time    Lazy Elementary School Kid

Oh, so you want to sleep? Here are some thoughts about life, the universe and what you become when you die

Oh, so you want to sleep? Here are some thoughts about life, the universe and what you become when you die   Scumbag Brain