Why do i need friends when i have you

Why do i need friends when i have you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I really do trust wikipedia as a credible source.

I really do trust wikipedia as a credible source.  Confession Bear

I don't always read the directions on toothpaste but when I do, it's because i forgot my smartphone when i went to the bathroom

I don't always read the directions on toothpaste but when I do, it's because i forgot my smartphone when i went to the bathroom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

You're telling me you have large self-refilling bowls of water and you shit in them?

You're telling me you have large self-refilling bowls of water and you shit in them?  Skeptical Third World Kid

wants to meet someone special who also dislikes meeting new people...

wants to meet someone special who also dislikes meeting new people...  Socially Awkward Penguin

NOT SURE IF THE WORLD'S STUPIDITY LEVEL IS RISING OR IF I AM JUST LESS TOLERANT OF IDIOTS

NOT SURE IF THE WORLD'S STUPIDITY LEVEL IS RISING OR IF I AM JUST LESS TOLERANT OF IDIOTS  Futurama Fry

Gets a celebrity parent snooki

Gets a celebrity parent snooki  Bad Luck Brian

dreams about having a girlfriend in the sims

dreams about having a girlfriend in the sims  Forever Alone

"Cops are here" Jumps out of a 4-story window

I'm your first girlfriend? That makes it sound like you're going to have more

I'm your first girlfriend? That makes it sound like you're going to have more  Overly Attached Girlfriend