Finally gets laid off

Finally gets laid off  Bad Luck Brian

Not sure if girl across the room staring thinks I'm attractive Or if fascinated by how ugly I am

Not sure if girl across the room staring thinks I'm attractive Or if fascinated by how ugly I am  Futurama Fry

Female nurse: "Wow. You don't look like a 39 year old man." me: "Thanks. neither do you."

Female nurse:

"My first chem exam is tomorrow? I did fine in highschool without studying" 12/100

wife turned the tv to the vmas power went out

wife turned the tv to the vmas power went out  Success Kid

Falls back asleep after turning alarm off Makes you dream that you got up and got ready for work

Falls back asleep after turning alarm off Makes you dream that you got up and got ready for work  Scumbag Brain

Baseball has got it all wrong man who has four balls can not walk

Baseball has got it all wrong man who has four balls can not walk  Confucius says

PAtrick Star isn't Retarded He just lives under a rock

PAtrick Star isn't Retarded He just lives under a rock  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Goes to the front of the class to sharpen pencil adrenaline rush

Goes to the front of the class to sharpen pencil adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Designated driver Only one to bring a girl home

Designated driver Only one to bring a girl home  Socially Awesome Penguin