Hint hint wink wink, ladies.

IF YOU LIKE A GUY, ASK HIM OUT  THE MAN DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE  Actual Advice Mallard

I Hated These Teachers

YOU ANSWERED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY  YOU GET A 99 BECAUSE NOBODY'S PERFECT  Unhelpful High School Teacher

The real men

MEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO! FOR EXAMPLE, WE FEEL HUNGRY.  overly manly man

3 weeks into those Insanity workout DVDs...

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I DID THE WHOLE WARM UP WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK Tough Spongebob

Off to a good start

PASSED OUT DRUNK WITH HALF OF A BURRITO IN MY POCKET BREAKFAST IN BED Foul Bachelor Frog

In your face, morning person!

HUSBAND SENDS DOG IN TO WAKE ME UP  DOG CURLS UP AND GOES TO SLEEP NEXT TO ME  Success Kid

Sandra Bullock is apparently having her second child

I DON'T ALWAYS KEEP UP WITH CELEBERITY NEWS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

A 110%

IF YOU WANTED ME TO GIVE 110% YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE PAID ME THE LOWEST WAGE REQUIRED BY LAW  Captain Hindsight

Working at a haunted house...

PAYS $20 FOR ADMISSION TICKET TRIES TO FIGHT YOU WHEN YOU SCARE HIM  Scumbag Steve

Yup, it happened.

COMPLAINING ABOUT MUSIC, TEENAGERS AND 3D MOVIES  WE ARE