it's not fair that you get to be with yourself all the time and not me

it's not fair that you get to be with yourself all the time and not me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear

I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear   drunk baby

gets text from a girl that contains many acronyms doesnt know what they are and spends next 10 minutes on urban dictionary

gets text from a girl that contains many acronyms  doesnt know what they are and spends next 10 minutes on urban dictionary   Socially Awkward Penguin

the pantry is full of food that i'm not in the mood to eat right now

the pantry is full of food that i'm not in the mood to eat right now  First World Problems

there's no 3G coverage In the bathroom

there's no 3G coverage In the bathroom  First World Problems

Drunk baby coming in on my turf? I want his cradle rocked off the treetop, you hear me?

Drunk baby coming in on my turf? I want his cradle rocked off the treetop, you hear me?   Baby Godfather

Yo man you should have been there last night didn't invite you

Yo man you should have been there last night didn't invite you  Scumbag Steve

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.  drunk baby

Lawyer Dog Attorney at aww

Lawyer Dog Attorney at aww  Lawyer Dog

What do you call Local Area Network in Australia? the lan down under

What do you call Local Area Network in Australia? the lan down under  Bad Joke Eel