Boybands are so popular on itunes because little girls dont know how to illegally download music yet

Boybands are so popular on itunes because little girls dont know how to illegally download music yet  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Oh my god, vaginas are called beavers because they eat "Wood"

Oh my god, vaginas are called beavers because they eat

Texts you at 6AM "I think I'm pregnant" Makes you wait 4 hours to say "Just Kidding"

Texts you at 6AM

I don't CARE about your bottom line! Unless you drag it slowly across the carpet.

I don't CARE about your bottom line! Unless you drag it slowly across the carpet.  Business Cat

Not sure if find being single's cool Or growing accustomed to loneliness

Not sure if find being single's cool  Or growing accustomed to loneliness  Futurama Fry

girlfriend secretly went off the pill I shoot blanks anyway

girlfriend secretly went off the pill I shoot blanks anyway  Success Kid

I tapped the wrong spot on my ipad and my internet is so fast I didnt have time to redo it

I tapped the wrong spot on my ipad and my internet is so fast I didnt have time to redo it  First World Problems

Wake up to five happy birthday emails All automated messages from web forums

Wake up to five happy birthday emails All automated messages from web forums  Forever Alone

Not sure if capital I Or lowercase l

Not sure if capital I Or lowercase l  Futurama Fry

hey i just met you if you dont date me you'll go to prison I'll say you raped me

hey i just met you 
if you dont date me you'll go to prison
I'll say you raped me  Overly Attached Girlfriend