Not sure if I Have low standards Or just love women of all shapes and sizes

Not sure if I Have low standards Or just love women of all shapes and sizes  Futurama Fry

Asked to sign your yearbook draws a penis

Asked to sign your yearbook draws a penis  Scumbag Steve

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's a dead horse so beat it maybe

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's a dead horse
so beat it maybe  Dead Horse

Mom walks in without knocking doing homework

Mom walks in without knocking doing homework  Success Kid

You don't believe in God because you've read science books? You can't trust everything you read son.

You don't believe in God because you've read science books? You can't trust everything you read son.                                          Sheltering Suburban Mom

tell her you need to cut grass drives by to make sure you're cutting grass

tell her you need to cut grass drives by to make sure you're cutting grass  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Want to cuddle Awkwardly intertwine limbs until arms go numb and try again

Want to cuddle  Awkwardly intertwine limbs until arms go numb and try again  Socially Awkward Couple

"The only vagina you've ever seen is when you were born" C-Section

rolls a blunt object down the hallway to demonstrate the laws of physics

rolls a blunt object down the hallway to demonstrate the laws of physics  Rasta Science Teacher

Asks cute girl out for a drink her boyfriend shows up an hour into the "date"

Asks cute girl out for a drink her boyfriend shows up an hour into the