checks both ways before crossing road gets hit by plane

checks both ways before crossing road gets hit by plane  Bad Luck Brian

what if the dryer has been stealing all our clothes this whole time but we only notice the socks because they come in pairs?

what if the dryer has been stealing all our clothes this whole time but we only notice the socks because they come in pairs?  conspiracy keanu

I wanted a new car but my parents just bought a beach house

I wanted a new car but my parents just bought a beach house  First World Problems

notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking

notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking  Misc

Put on a pair of shorts that were put away since last summer $20 bill in left pocket

Put on a pair of shorts that were put away since last summer $20 bill in left pocket  Success Kid

Makes defective product Blames product for being defective.

Makes defective product Blames product for being defective.  Advice God

Catch a cute girl's eye with your elbow

Catch a cute girl's eye with your elbow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I want all Americans dead Set on using renewable energy sources

I want all Americans dead Set on using renewable energy sources  Ordinary Muslim Man

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy  Scumbag Steve

Drop a dollar down a girls shirt Tells me to get it

Drop a dollar down a girls shirt Tells me to get it  Socially Awesome Penguin