Walks into the office after vacation Saw ex-high school bully clearing trash

Walks into the office after vacation Saw ex-high school bully clearing trash  Success Kid

Wants to "Make America Great" Promotes scientific ignorance

Wants to

makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist

makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist  Paranoid Parrot

Not sure if I really am sick... Or if I just dont want to go to work tomorrow.

Not sure if I really am sick... Or if I just dont want to go to work tomorrow.  Futurama Fry

Wakes you up three times before your alarm goes off to make sure you don't miss it Sleeps through alarm

Wakes you up three times before your alarm goes off to make sure you don't miss it Sleeps through alarm   Scumbag Brain

I'm going to spend valentine's day with my ex box 360

I'm going to spend valentine's day with my ex box 360  Forever Alone

has super hard dodgeball throw hit cute girl in the face

has super hard dodgeball throw hit cute girl in the face  Socially Awksome Penguin

The Big Bang Theory is so funny I am such a nerd

The Big Bang Theory is so funny I am such a nerd  Annoying Facebook Girl

Professor says he wont be here thursday Whos the Sub?

Professor says he wont be here thursday Whos the Sub?   College Freshman

Can't find something in a store leave instead of asking for help

Can't find something in a store leave instead of asking  for help  Socially Awkward Penguin