ex-girlfriend texts you while drunk steals phone and deletes it before you do something stupid

ex-girlfriend texts you while drunk steals phone and deletes it before you do something stupid    Good Guy Greg

skips class overwhelmed with guilt for rest of day

skips class  overwhelmed with guilt for rest of day  College Freshman

Slept through first class Wake up to find out it was cancelled

Slept through first class Wake up to find out it was cancelled  Success Kid

Drinks 4Loko Dies

Drinks 4Loko Dies  College Freshman

Hey, you seem pretty stressed I bet some acne will help with that

Hey, you seem pretty stressed I bet some acne will help with that   Scumbag Brain

nice, funny, confident, charming, and fat.

nice, funny, confident, charming, and fat.  Forever Alone

Not sure if I'm in the correct lane... Or if I'm even on the road at all.

Not sure if I'm in the correct lane... Or if I'm even on the road at all.  Futurama Fry

Making out with hot girl you just met Tells her: "I love you"

Making out with hot girl you just met Tells her:

Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs

Arrives 25 mins late to lecture Falls down the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells you something extraordinary Laughs at you for believing

Tells you something extraordinary Laughs at you for believing  Scumbag Steve