Not enough dressing on my salad now my salad tastes like salad

Not enough dressing on my salad now my salad tastes like salad  First World Problems

What if aliens have been trying to contact us via the net but "are you human" filters keep stopping them

What if aliens have been trying to contact us via the net  but

Tries to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful Calls her a bitch

Tries to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful Calls her a bitch  Scumbag Steve

There's nothing to drink at home Except a virtually unlimited supply of clean fresh drinking water

There's nothing to drink at home Except a virtually unlimited supply of clean fresh drinking water  First World Problems

What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody Knows

What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody Knows  Bad Joke Eel

Found one more clean pair of socks Can put off doing laundry for another 2 days

Found one more clean pair of socks Can put off doing laundry for another 2 days  Success Kid

Not sure if a lot of men get friend-zoned Or if reddit is full of losers

Not sure if a lot of men get friend-zoned Or if reddit is full of losers  Futurama Fry

"Can you start reading the next paragraph to the class?" heart rate: 300 BPM

Professor emails class "reply to all"

Professor emails class

How often do I beat my girlfriend? Every time I clap

How often do I beat my girlfriend? Every time I clap  Forever Alone