sees you at the gym doesn't stop and talk to you for 10 minutes about gym stuff

sees you at the gym doesn't stop and talk to you for 10 minutes about gym stuff  Good Guy Greg

One Does Not Simply play just one beer pong game

One Does Not Simply play just one beer pong game  Boromir

Finally tell girl i have feelings for her Apologizes

Finally tell girl i have feelings for her Apologizes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Put on old jeans found money in the Pocket

Put on old jeans found money in the Pocket  Success Kid

One Does Not Simply eat the suggested serving size

One Does Not Simply eat the suggested serving size  Boromir

Actually tries to do all assigned reading dies

Actually tries to do all assigned reading dies  College Freshman

Tell the count if I see him on sesame street again His days are numbered

Tell the count if I see him on sesame street again His days are numbered   Baby Godfather

Goes on ancestry.com instead of match.com

Goes on ancestry.com instead of match.com  Redneck Randal

favorite quote: "If you can't stand the heat, don't start a fire." Starts drama Hates drama

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I wants belly rubs. But only exactly 3 and then I'll bite.

I wants belly rubs. But only exactly 3 and then I'll bite.  First World Problems Cat