my girlfriend does this thing where she doesn't know she's my girlfriend its so cute

my girlfriend does this thing where she doesn't know she's my girlfriend its so cute  Forever Alone

drank his half-caff mocha chai latte before it was cool

drank his half-caff mocha chai latte before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Paid for a buffet Full after one plate

Paid for a buffet Full after one plate  First World Problems

Finds spider in house Hey little buddy, lets get you outside

Finds spider in house Hey little buddy, lets get you outside  Good Guy Greg

Butthole itches Rip fart in order to scratch itch

Butthole itches Rip fart in order to scratch itch  Foul Bachelor Frog

Oh, You know how to drive in snow? Please tell us more about how no one else knows how to drive in snow.

Oh, You know how to drive in snow? Please tell us more about how no one else knows how to drive in snow.  Creepy Wonka

Hey hermione, i need you to find me a new invisibility cloak. why would you need another... mines all crusty now

Hey hermione, i need you to find me a new invisibility cloak. why would you need another... mines all crusty now  Horny Harry

If there's an earthquake on Mars, Is it still considered an earthquake?

If there's an earthquake on Mars, Is it still considered an earthquake?  Philosoraptor

no underpants passed sniff test no underpants it is

no underpants passed sniff test no underpants it is  Foul Bachelor Frog

Dude, My teacher Swore today How cool is that?

Dude, My teacher Swore  today How cool is that?  College Freshman