Lame Pun Duet

"Participation is a major part of your grade" "participation" = "Do I like you?"

My nose only body part thats been blown this year

My nose only body part thats been blown this year  Forever Alone

Applies for job gets called about it 5 minutes later

Applies for job gets called about it 5 minutes later  Success Kid

"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest

Link doesn't work Clicks link harder

Link doesn't work Clicks link harder  Tech Impaired Duck

Why does Little Mermaid wear seashells? A and B shells were too small

Why does Little Mermaid wear seashells? A and B shells were too small  Bad Joke Eel

Invites you to lunch has no money

Invites you to lunch has no money  Scumbag Steve

"I got mad beer pong skills" goes to swat away bounce shot, knocks over all 10 of his cups

What does a mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra

What does a mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra  Bad Joke Eel