Today your 13th Birthday? Why you no doctor yet?

Today your 13th Birthday? Why you no doctor yet?  High Expectations Asian Father

"Can i borrow your computer?" oh god no

One Does Not Simply Hit the snooze button once

One Does Not Simply Hit the snooze button once  Boromir

Bark To Warn Master Of Intruders Told to SHUT UP!

Bark To Warn Master Of Intruders Told to SHUT UP!  Depression Dog

My Burrito Was so full of food it burst

My Burrito Was so full of food it burst  First World Problems

Didn't buy $240 college textbook Teacher hands out pdf 1st day of class

Didn't buy $240 college textbook Teacher hands out pdf 1st day of class  Success Kid

Overslept & Had Work Nightmares Saturday

Overslept & Had Work Nightmares Saturday  Success Kid

"I don't want you going out with that slut!" On her third marriage

Fitted Sheets come off the mattress every night

Fitted Sheets come off the mattress every night  First World Problems

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